I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room

I didn´t know it [x4]

I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did i say that wasn´t right?

I didn´t know it [x4]

Why don´t you be my one and only friend
Why don´t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i´ll try to be Batman
You be Paul and i´m Letterman

I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and i was stuck
I left a message with your dad that i came by
He said you had another guy

I didn´t know it [x4]

Why don´t you be my one and only friend
Why don´t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i´ll try to be Batman
You´re Yoko Ono, I´m John Lennon

Why don´t you be my one and only friend
Why don´t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i´ll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman

Why don´t you be my one and only friend
Why don´t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i´ll try to be Batman
You´re Emmit Smith and i´m Troy Aikman