I don´t wanna meet your dad
Don´t wanna hump your sister
Don´t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don´t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don´t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don´t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don´t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don´t want the fairy tale and
I don´t want the girl from hell
Don´t wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don´t wanna learn to dance don´t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I´m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I´m not a homo

When you walk out I don´t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don´t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don´t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don´t want the fairy tale and
I don´t want the girl from hell
Don´t wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn´t put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don´t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don´t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don´t want the fairy tale and
I don´t want the girl from hell
And I don´t want to spend the time
And I don´t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend