We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ´82 dodge van

Now we´re getting older and much more sober
And we´ve got some big ass payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It´s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It´s gonna be a great big hit!

And now the label is so stoked
They don´t get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls´ hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It´s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can´t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It´s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It´s gonna be a great big hit!

Who the hell are we foolin´?
This isn´t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it´s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It´s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can´t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It´s our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It´s gonna be a great big hit!

It´s our new sound!
We´re gonna...take it to the next level
You´re gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn´t sound good anymore
It...I can´t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It´s...nah, it´s cool...no it´s not

ALRIGHT! We´re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we´re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!