Someday I´m gonna be famous
Do I have talent well no
These days you don´t really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can´t wait to date a supermodel
Can´t wait to sue my dad
Can´t wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to Rehab

Cause when you´re a celebrity
It´s adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think you´re cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn´t just how I like it
They say I´ve gone insane
I´ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with....
Being a Celebrity


[Break]


I´ll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don´t go my way
I´ll get community service
No matter which law I break
I´ll make the supermarket tabloids
They´ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up!

Cause when you´re a celebrity
It´s adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you´re cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I´ll blame it on the fame
And say it´s just so tough...
Being a Celebrity

So let´s hitch up the wagons
And head out West
To the land of fun in the sun
We´ll be a real world bachelor
Jackass Millionaires hey hey Hollywood
Here we come!

Yeah when you´re a Celebrity
It´s adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you´re cool
Just cause your on T.V.
Being a Celebrity...
Yeah Celebrity!