When I woke up this morning I was feelin´ fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
So I called reception but to no avail
That´s why I´m telling you this sorry tale.
I went bang - I said shut up,
I went bang - I said rap up.
Well I´m aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.

He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot d´ya want

Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don´t work you get no pay.
I been to the east, I been to the west,
But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.
Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said a´stand aside ´cause I´m feelin´ mean,
I´ve had a gutful of you and I´m feelin´ bad
´Cause you´re an ugly old pirate and ain´t I glad.

He said captain, I said wot,...
He said captain, I said wot,...
When I woke up this morning I was feelin´ fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
So I called reception but to no avail
That´s why I´m telling you this sorry tale.
I went bang - I said shut up,
I went bang - I said rap up.
Well I´m aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.

He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot d´ya want

Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don´t work you get no pay.
I been to the east, I been to the west,
But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.
Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said a´stand aside ´cause I´m feelin´ mean,
I´ve had a gutful of you and I´m feelin´ bad
´Cause you´re an ugly old pirate and ain´t I glad.

He said captain, I said wot,...
He said captain, I said wot,...