Right now he´s probably slow dancing with a beach blond tramp,
and she´s probably getting frisky...
right now, he´s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can´t shoot whiskey...

Right now, he´s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don´t know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats.

Right now, she´s probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she´s probably saying "I´m drunk"
and he´s a thinking that he´s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he´s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don´t know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats.

I might´ve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won´t be on me!

No...not on me
´Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...