To my idol D Divine
Let´s hope this never happens to us

She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of grey hairs
A little ragged, a little haggered
A few wrinkles here and there

But you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago
She woulda captivated you
Why she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a stunning figure
And her hips weren´t any bigger
Than her bust was
She´s gotten just a little saggy
And her skin´s a triffle baggy

But there was a time
When everything was perfectly placed
She had a beautiful face

She may look a little made up
Especially around the eyes
A little goopy, a little drooppy
But once they were quite a prize

Yes, you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago
They were a dead-by-state and you
Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a million men around her
Giving gifts that would astound her
Why, she couldn´t even walk down the street
Yes she had lovers by the dozens
And she even had some cousins
Who couldn´t stop throwing themselves at her feet
She was so dainty and so sweet

She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of grey hairs
A little ragged, a little haggered
A few wrinkles here and there

But you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago
She woulda captivated you
Why she was Miss Subway of 1952

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa oh yeah, ooh