Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.
The first time, anywhere there´s been an act of this nature.
Not only one little lady, but two!
You´ve read about them in the papers and now here they are!
Chicago´s own killer dillers
those scintillating sinners
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!

Roxie and Velma:
You can like the life you´re living
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike
And that´s
Good, isn´t it?
Grand, isn´t it?
Great, isn´t it?
Swell, isn´t it?
Fun, isn´t it?
But nothing stays

In fifty years or so
It´s gonna change, you know
But, oh, it´s heaven
Nowadays

Announcer:
Okay, you babes of jazz. Let´s pick up the pace.
Let´s make the parties longer.
Let´s make the skirts shorter.
Let´s all go to hell in a fast car
And Keep It Hot!

Roxie and Velma:
And all that Jazz!