It wasn´t really my fault that night
it was a stupid mistake
Couldn´t see it was coming
I was far away, I was the queen of the night

It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet
straight up my nose
It was a joke
It made me laugh
and then I realised-No!

Oh yeah I felt I really had to go
before embarrassment was a fact
I could have killed, killed for a moment alone
One moment alone

Oh no, I´m getting wet
I wet myself, oh no...
...but it´s too late now...

It was some minutesI will never forget
It was a lifetime of pain
Thought I was doing well
until the female from hell went up by my side

She said: I´m not sure I´m glad you´re here
It looks like you´re getting wet somewhere
She said: Get out of my house
before you ruin my fucking carpet

Oh yeah!I felt that it was time to go
but there was something I wanted to do
So I said: hey guys, I wet my pants
and it´s fun, you should try it too

Oh yeah, I´m getting wet
I wet myself, oh yeah