Eminem
Ugh...yo, yo, yo, yo

{Refrain: Eminem}
I´ve been so many places,
I´ve seen so many faces,
But nothing compares to these
Blue and yellow, purple hills
I´ve climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice, but who´s countin?
But nothing compares to these
Blue and yellow, purple hills

Eminem
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It´s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can´t describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit
(Whoops!) Aw, (shit)
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick and lost her foster kids (AAH!)
This room makes me hallucinate
And I sweat till I start losin weight (phew!)
Till I see dumb (shit) start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
(*GUNFIRE*) I said come on bounce!
Everybody in the house doin ass amounts (me!)
To the women in the thongs with their asses out
We don´t bull(shit) better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, yo mama´s crashin out
Help me get her on the couch fo´ she passes out (c´mon!)

Kon Artis
Bump that, someone help Denaun
He´s upstairs wrestlin with Elton John
[Hey, Von, you see me steppin on these leprechauns?]
It´s gotta be Tums, the Ex-Lax is gone
[Yeah, I took em all dawg with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone]
Naw, it´s prob´ly numb
Young, dumb, and full of (cum)
And I think he bout to swallow his tongue!
[Scary ass, it was a false alarm
You think I´m bout to die when I just got on?]
Yo, stop actin stupid
You so high that you might wake up
With a guy on some new (shit) (EWW!)
[Yeah, I think I did too much] (Uh-huh)
[I think I got the runs!] (Uh-huh)
[Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
Watch out, here it comes!]

{au Refrain}

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That´s why our baby mothers love us
But they hate each other
They prob´ly wanna take each other out
And date each other
And some´un some´un some´un
Some´un some´un nay nee nuh-nuh

Proof
Hop hills, hills I hop
Hop two hills on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that are filled with chalk
Thought I was Incredible and (killed) the Hulk
I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I´m, old and gray I´ma go for broke
No okey-doke, I´m packin my nose with soap
(*Cough-cough-cough*) Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Aww, poor baby, born by (whore) lady
Now I´m payin child support (It´s your baby!)

Swifty
I take fo´ shots at one time
And I don´t need a chase when I´m swallowin mine
(Hey, you got any room?) In Bizarre´s hatchback
We can´t go far cuz the car has flats (damn)
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts
And if you got cash, then hide it soon (SWIFT CHILL!)
I´m just tryin to get by like you (EWW!)
And I don´t give a damn if you find me rude (Uh-huh)
Mean, cruel, the hell wit you too (Uh-huh)
I only need three blunts and I´m cool
I just copped some and I´m goin back soon

{au Refrain}

Bizarre
I´m at a rave lookin at a babe like she want it (Hehehe)
Gin and tonic, demonic, body smell like vomit
(*Sniff* EW!) Loony, crazy, chunky, sexy, dopey-headed guy
Whip cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try? (Come on)
Blue hills, Trojan seals, got Bizarre actin ill
Drugs kill (Yeah right!) Chick, I´m for real!
Shut yo mouth, you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don´t fight, Bizarre´s here all night!

{au Refrain}

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That´s why our baby mothers love us
But they hate each other
They prob´ly wanna take each other out
And date each other
And some´un some´un some´un
Some´un some´un nay nee nuh-nuh