I probably shouldn´t say this.
Because my friends think that I´m weird.
But everytime I say I love you they remind me you can´t hear.
It´s because you´re cardboard. I´m always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can´t they see.
And you´re still standing the same way.
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don´t fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
You´re fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute

It´s awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dude are you serious?! You´re delirious? She is cardboard
She can´t hear us.
YES I CAN.
Dude oh my God did she just talk?!
She´s been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

You´re fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute

And compared to all the great things that would take too long to write
I probably should mention the 7 things that I like

The 7 things I like about you.
You´re hair, your eyes, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you´re hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can´t wait ´til Chris is gone!
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it´s alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.