I´m fast asleep
Yeah it was getting late
I was pretty tired
I thought I´d sleep

I´m fast asleep
Put my retainer in
It´s been so long

I´m fast asleep
But it´s kinda cold
And I´m feeling bold
So I´ll get more blankets to hold

I´m fast asleep
But somehow I can still sing this song

I wish my roommate
Would shut the heck up
He´s being really loud
And disrespecting
My sleeping patterns
When´s he gonna learn?
You need a solid sleep
If you wanna get into college and be somebody!

when i close my eyes
loud noises outside
there´s no sleeping tonightttt
i really hate my life

he´s fast asleep
i finally fell asleep
but then my friends came in
so they could mess with me
he´s fast asleep
i was having some awesome dreams
he´s fast asleep
they pulled my blankets off
and started drawing stuff
i wouldn´t approve of
pen 15
they´re gonna regret that

so then i woke up
and they were like AHHHH
they tried to run away
but i was like NOPE
i shut the door
prepare for war
bye bye bye
i´ll see you no more

when i close my eyes
loud noises outside
there´s no sleeping tonightttt
now it is time to dieeeee!