Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years
I´m gonna have at it
I cut through the fence, i run in and grab it
Go crazy crazy crazy crazy…

Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket
Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it
On a country club full of Saturday golfers
So I can watch them die chokin´ shakin´in convulsions
Go crazy crazy crazy crazy
Crazy crazy crazy crazy…

Chemical Warfare Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare Warfare Warfare

Panic in the air
See the headless chickens runnin´
Golf carts head on crashin´
Crackin´ heads wide open
Scratch the grass, mister, you can´t breath
And roll and writhe in a sandtrap
Starting to heave
Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe
Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy

Chemical Warfare Chemical Warfare
Chemical Warfare Warfare Warfare

Yellow air
Yellow clouds
Blowin´ down down down the fairway
Sensitive to the touch
Mowin´ down the putting green
Heading straight for the big clubhouse
Where the stuffed country club
Effervescent ladies, so carefree
Relax, pose by the pool
Limber limp with a dry martini
Until….