I am no one
But I´m well known
For I am the Man with the Dogs

I stare at you shopping
Watch while you´re walking
Two dogs run around your toes

You turn around
Two eyes break you down
"Now, who does that guy think he´s starin´ at?"

Stop in your tracks
You´re being laughed at
You armored ego is nude

And I do and I do
Crack up ´cos I´m getting to you
I see you I see you
And you´re pretty self-conscious too

Down to your church
I´m looking for victims
Spell of the Man with the Dogs

I´ll haunt you
And follow you to work
That ghost is back again

Creep into you
I won´t go away
You´re taking yourself too seriously

I smile as you frown
And turn to walk away
Your habits for all to see

I see a shrew
I see you
And the rodent things you do
You see you I see you
And you´re pretty self-conscious too

And I´m gonna crack your mask
Yeah and I´m gonna laugh
Open wide….

Saw you again
You´ll see me tomorrow
Curse of the Man with the Dogs

You may not like me
You won´t forget me
Not safe even in Walgreen´s

They´ve seen me
Ask your friends
´Oh I know him´
Seen but I´m never heard
By your lot

A stare
Is worth a thousand biting phrases
See how stupid you are?

I dare you I dare you
To erase my laser tattoo
You see you you see you
And you´re pretty self-conscious too

And I´m gonna crack your mask
Yeah, and I´m gonna laugh
What´s inside?
Is it pubic hair
Is it cobweb air
I bet you just don´t care…