Now look at them yo-yo´s that´s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain´t workin´ that´s the way you do it
Money for nothin´ and chicks for free
Now that ain´t workin´ that´s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain´t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV´s

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that´s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he´s a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV´s

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin´ in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he´s up there, what´s that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin´ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain´t workin´ that´s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin´ get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV´s, Lord

Now that ain´t workin´ that´s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain´t workin´ that´s the way you do it
Money for nothin´ and your chicks for free
Money for nothin´ and chicks for free