Wake up Monday nothing new
Weekend has caught up with you
Lie in bed hold your head
Pray to god you ain´t dead
Alarm clock rings out like a bell
Start this day a living hell
Take a breath and what´s that smell?
Well it smells like shit... but you can´t tell

Just like you - always there
Just like you - never care
Just like you - head´s in a sling
Just like you - the Funnel King

Puke it out think its gone
But you´re in for a marathon
Lips are blue eyes are gone
Grab the rim and just hold on
This is like a weekly thing
´Cause you are the Funnel King
OK now but you ain´t done...
Just wait until next Monday comes
Knock knock knockin´ at your door
Never ever gonna drink that filthy beer no more