It´s the end of the month I gotta pay the rent

I wish I was the President

It´s the end of the month and all my money i spent

I wish I was the President



I´d have a big white house with a yard and a fence

So I could keep all the terrorists out

I´d be the king of the world I would lie and deny

And get high with little honor role girls



I wish I was the President

It´s the end of the month and what a year so far

I wish I was the President

Every end of the month I buy a brand new car



And drive it straight to the strip bar

Where I´d be drinkin for free

And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me

Snortin shit up my nose

With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes



I´d make every day a holiday

I wish I was the President

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President



It´s the end of the month another one down the drain

I´d have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane

And I would still complain

I´d do whatever I please

And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies

I´d smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car

And fuck11 differnt porno stars

I´d live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes

And I´d barely have to see my wife


I´d make every day a holiday

I wish I was the President

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President


Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me

Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy

Goddammit do you have to complain

Don´t you think I´m tired of the same ole same ole thing


I wish I was the President