HORRIBLE

A man´s gotta do what a man´s gotta do

Don´t plan the plan if you can´t follow through

all that matters: taking matters into your own hands

Soon I´ll control everything, my wish is your command



HAMMER

Stand back everyone, nothing here to see

Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me

Yes, Captain Hammer´s here, hair blowing in the breeze

And the day needs my saving expertise



A man´s gotta do what a man´s gotta do

Seems destiny ends with me saving you

The only doom that´s looming is you loving me to death

So I´ll give you a sec to catch your breath



PENNY (in shock)

Thank you Hammer man, I don´t think I can

Explain how important it was that you stopped the van

I would be splattered I´d be crushed under debris

Thank you sir for saving me



HAMMER

Don´t worry about it…



A man´s gotta do what a man´s gotta do

Seems destiny ends with me saving you

When you´re the best, you can´t rest, what´s the use

There´s ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse

The only doom that´s looming is you loving me to death



PENNY (overlapping)

You came from above

I wonder what you´re Captain of

My heart is beating like a drum

Must be, must be in shock

Assuming I´m not loving you to death



HAMMER/PENNY

So please give me a sec to catch my breath



HORRIBLE (overlapping)

Are you kidding?

What heist were you watching?

Stop looking at her like that

Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?

I stopped the van, the remote control was in my hand

Whatever

Balls