Miss November Tuesday,
Bend your rubber rules.
Take your time, but don´t take
Off your high heeled shoes.
She´s in demand at dinner time;
She´s on the factory wall.
And when the gentlemen retire
Guess who´s in control?
She blew your money
On taking a cruise.
If that isn´t funny,
Well, watch out teacher.

Ooh, ooh. When the chamber´s empty
She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.

Dressed in flimsy clothing,
Use your lipstick line
To colour fear and loathing
With a pink disguise.
You´ve never refused when she lies back
Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack.
She´s on the case at dinner time.
She´s on the evening news.
And if you dare step out of line
You´re going to be abused.
You may not like it;
You may not be scared.
But hell has no fury like a
Young girl´s ego.

Ooh, ooh. When the chamber´s empty
She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.

Ooh, ooh. Doo, doo, doo.
You might adopt an attitude;
Look on the moral side.
But if police are after you,
Where´s the best place to hide?
For this production
They gave her a gun.
Ain´t no director--
So watch out actors!

Ooh, ooh. When the chamber´s empty
She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.