It´s an egg hunt for dates
On new roller-skates
While grooms and their brides
Take horse-drawn rides
Unless you´ve seen it
You cannot believe it
It´s so, so bizarre

Boys gone bad
With their absentee dads
Who live with their pets
´Cause they´re hedgin´ their bets
Unless you´re seen it
You cannot believe it
It´s so, so bizarre

How can it be, that it´s only me
How can it be, that it´s only me

It´s a well-known song
And he´s singin´ it wrong
But the crowd´s on the bong
So they all clap along
Unless you´ve seen it
You cannot believe it
It´s so, so bizarre

It´s a summertime vibe
And the park is alive
And the actors arrive to be led on their lines
Unless you´re seen it
You cannot believe it
It´s so, so bizarre

How can it be, that it´s only me
How can it be, that it´s only me
That sees the strange
The strange, the strange