[Baby Cryin´, Scary music, laughin´ voice.. ]

Good evening, and welcome to Eazy´s playhouse,
you stupid muthafuckaaaaaa!

[a low bass metal voice.. ]

Now that you got the album,
what the fuck are you gonna do with it,
BITCH BITCH Bitch bitch...

Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain´t no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I´m gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you fuck up I´m goin´ to get my gage and
Unload the barrel and lough
Cuz I´m puttin´ led in your mothafuckin´ ass
Psychopathic, but the ho´s are attracted
Because when I´m on hard my dick´s at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho´s when I fuck
Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save my nut for when there´s nothin´ else to do
You´re used to the crew, bitch
Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that´s it I´m still talkin´ shit

I told you that nigga was crazy
E boy, that´s my boy, godamnit

I got a fable that you need to listen to
It´s a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two
One Sharone and the other one Shine
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shine said Eazy let me fuck you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said fuck it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I´ll fuck the biggest one
And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out to tick it, I do it like that
So I told the ho´s to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, I´z wide and said
Here´s what I´m gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let´s wreck it
But I won´t love you,
When I´m done I´d still be talkin´ shit...

That boy´z good
Yeah that boy´s good
That mothafucka´z talkin´ all kinds of shit
I used to get pussy like eazy here and every day
You´re mothafuckin´ lyin´
How you know I´m mothafuckin´ lyin´?
You´re lyin´, your dick can´t get hard..
Oh, suck my dick mothafucka
Nigga you lied
Who you´re talkin´ to..?
...

[Dre:] Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that shit,
HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET´S REWIND IT!

Niggaz don´t see I´m a 100% legit
And you know it ain´t about all that bullshit
It´s about fuckin´ this bitch and that bitch
But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho´
Just throwin´ me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She´s bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
Bitch on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho´ like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I´m not a pussy-eater
So when the shit hits the fan it´s outta my mouth
You don´t like what I´m talkin´ about
All of ya´ll can just suck my dick
You can quote me now cuz I´m still talkin´ shit..

The boy´s good, I told you the boy´s good
The nigga has talent
You don´t know a damn thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bagaloo
That old shit did´nt play out in 1967...
Hey fuck you, fuck you..