The fix is in
There´s a nag gonna dance home at Epsom
The fix is in
Can´t wait to see how it upsets them

Too many times we´ve been postally pipped
We´ve loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slipped
We´re swapping the turf for the sand
And the surf and the sin
´Cause the fix, the fix is in

The fix is in
The odds that I got were delicious
The fix is in
The jockey is cocky and vicious

The redoubtable beast has had Pegasus pills
We´ll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills
And the vino de Vici will flow like a river in spring
Now the fix, the fix is in

The fix is in
The snaps of the steward´s so candid
The fix is in
Yes, our pigeons have finally landed

The Donaghue sisters will meet us in France
In penguins and pearls we´ll drink and we´ll dance
Till the end of our days
´Cause it ain´t left to chance that we win
´Cause the fix, the fix is in