I was sitting in the classroom
Trying to look intelligent
In case the teacher looked at me
She was long and she was lean
She´s a middle-aged dream
And that lady means the whole world to me

It´s a natural achievement
Conquering my homework
With her image pounding in my brain
She´s an inspiration
For my graduation
And she helps to keep the classroom sane

Oh teacher I need you like a little child
You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild
You give me education in the lovesick blues
Help me get straight come out and say
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, Teacher I need you

I have to write a letter
Tell about my feelings
Just to let her know the scene
Focus my attention
On some further education
In connection with the birdies and the bees

So I´m sitting in the classroom
I´m looking like a zombie
I´m waiting for the bell to ring
I´ve got John Wayne stances
I´ve got Erroll Flynn advances
And it doesn´t mean a doggoned thing