I´m a poor Hawaiian beach boy
A long way from the beach
´Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
Now I´m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I´m in the can

I was minding my own business
But drinking daddy´s juice
I swear I´ll never touch that stuff again
Just like a pig before he gave his all that aluhau
I´m in the pen

Got those beach boy blues
Don´t the time go slow
Lonely beach boy blues
Only 30 day´s and 90 years to go

I want a taste of honey
From my wahini´s lips
I want to be her ever loving man
But I´m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I´m in the can

But I´m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I´m in the can