Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X)

That´s why they call me Slim Shady (I´m Back)
I´m Back (I´m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I´m Back

[Eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain´t gonna help
What good´s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I´m waitin for hell like hell shit I´m anxious as hell
Manson, you´re safe in that cell, be thankful it´s jail
I used to be my mommy´s little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
´til I cut a kitten´s head off and stuck it in this kid´s mailbox
{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I´m stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It´s just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
Became a commodity because I´m W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can´t wait ´til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn´t workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it´s upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

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[Eminem]
I take each individual degenerate´s head and reach into it
just to see if he´s influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he´s an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn´t play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*}
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
It´s Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It´s a, sick world we live in these days
"Slim for Pete´s sakes put down Christopher Reeve´s legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Slim it´s a touchy subject, try and just don´t mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I´m blind from smokin ´em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in ´em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And that´s where I get my name from, that´s why they call me

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[Eminem]
I take seven [kids] from [Columbine], stand ´em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that´s a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I´mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N´Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y´all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It´s why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it´d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I´m sorry Puff, but I don´t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain´t mine, what´s my name?

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[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess who´s b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who´s back (Hi mom!)
{*scratch*} Guess who´s back
{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who´s back
D-12 {*scratch*} Guess who´s back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who´s back
Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who´s back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
Slim Shady, 2001
I´m blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck