Yeah..
Haha..you feel that baby?
Yeah, I feel it too.
Damn.
You know..i´m so glad we could spend this time together
See, not as crazy as you thought I was am i?
Heh..

I´m the American dream! I´m the definition of white trash balling,
I´m right back on ´em, with the
[scratches] I can´t call it
Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin´!
Can´t wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin
What you mean we aint fuckin´, you take me for a friend?
Let me tell you the whole story of Shady´s origin
You´ll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again!
Now, it all started with my father
I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama
I´m a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Trauma (??)
Keep my entourage with me, baby I´ll make a promise
There aint nobody as bomb as, me I´m as calm as
The breeze, I´m the bees knees, his legs and his arms I´m a
S-superstar, girl, I´m ready for you mama!
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas?

[Chorus x2]
So bad
So good that I´m so bad
Guarantee I´ll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna want no-fucking-body else at that..

I´m equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel
Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table
But you may wanna find something more stable
I told you I aint fooling from the gate, this aint the first day of april!
But thank you for staying April, I´ma make you learn
To appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G´s
Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissyface, please
Initiate phase three! Missy now service me
Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously
Take your time baby, ooh you´re the bomb baby!
Ooh you´re doing that even better than your mom lady!
I told you I´m Shady, you didn´t listen now, did you?
Relax woman, you know that I´m only kidding with you
Got a twisted sense of humour, it´s warped, but I didn´t hit you
I think you´re finally starting to get the picture, I´m..

[Chorus x2]

[Bridge]
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening I gotta go..
´cause I´m on to the next girl,
And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh..!

I got you caught up in the rapture
Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped you
You never wanted someone so bad you´re sweating
But if I´m what you wanted, why´d you panic when I grabbed you?
Girl don´t be so frantic I´m just a hopeless romantic
Don´t try to fight the feeling of something that´s organic
You can´t ignore it, so don´t just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, let´s get to camcordin´
Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and
Throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blinded you couldn´t pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup
So stop with the snoring, pick your pint up
Let´s get the pineapple schnapps going, no one´ll knock cause I´ma hang a sign up
Saying "Don´t Disturb", shorty I´m so superb
I say the right things, don´t I spit the dopest words?

[Chorus x2]

[Bridge]

[Chorus x2]
[Over the chorus] Haha..
Dr. Dre
2010!
Light years ahead of you..haha..
Whoo!