Well I was born an original sinner.
I was borne from original sin.
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I´ve done
There´d be a mountain of money
Piled up to my chin

My mother told me good
My mother told me strong.
She said "Be true to yourself
And you can´t go wrong."
"But there´s just one thing
That you must understand."
"You can fool with your brother
But don´t mess with a missionary man."

Don´t mess with a missionary man.
Don´t mess with a missionary man.

Well the missionary man
He´s got god on his side.
He´s got the saints and apostles
Backin´ up from behind.
Black eyed looks from those bible books.
He´s a man with a mission
Got a serious mind.
There was a woman in the jungle
And a monkey on a tree.
The missionary man he was followin´ me.
He said "Stop what you´re doing."
"Get down upon your knees."
"I´ve a message for you that you better believe."