It´s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
And said I´m angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it´s all my fault, but couldn´t tell you
Yesterday you´d forgiven me
But it´ll still be two days till I say I´m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You´ll think you´re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
´Cause it´s never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I´m all about value
Bert Kaempfert´s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I´d like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, It´s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show
Cause then you´ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
´Cause it´s so dangerous
You´ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you´re funny when you´re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I´m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can´t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It´s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you´re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I´ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It´s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it´s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you´d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you´re sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin´
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We´re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man´s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I´m getting Frantic
Like Sting I´m Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don´t make films
But if I did they´d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren´t always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
´Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you´re funny when you´re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I´m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can´t understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It´s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I´m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we´re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
´Cause it´ll still be two days till we say we´re sorry

It´ll still be two days ´till we say we´re sorry
It´ll still be two days ´till we say we´re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie