I could be a dancer, maybe
I could be a judge
Used to sing that karaoke
But I, I don´t do it much

Democracy in action
There is nothin´ up my sleeve
A watermelon postcard I am
Plantin´ all my seeds

Americans are wearin´ those sexy jeans
Americans are usin´ technology
Americans are surfin´ that Internet
Americans are listenin´ to 50 Cent

Americans are buyin´ that modern art
Americans are drivin´ gigantic cars
Americans are doin´ that exercise
Americans are livin´ like troglodytes

Ev´rybody knows me
They are drinkin´ to my health
I terrorized my fam´ly and I
Terrorized myself

Evangelized my bedroom—you can
Ride away with me
All the girls together in a
Mighty symphony

Americans are playin´ that basketball
Americans are doin´ that rock and roll
Americans are goin´ to outer space
Americans are buyin´ that real estate

Americans are livin´ the simple life
Americans are dancin´ on Friday nights
Americans are goin´ to Broadway shows
Americans believe in the Holy Ghost

Americans are wearin´ that lingerie
Americans are throwin´ that shit away
Americans are watchin´ reality
Americans are goin´ from A to Z

Americans are dancin´ in discothèques
Americans are payin´ their income tax
Americans are workin´ from 9 to 5
Americans are livin´ like troglodytes