Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You´re gonna go far,
You´re gonna fly high,
You´re never gonna die,
You´re gonna make it if you try;
They´re gonna love you.

Well I´ve always had a deep respect,
And I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one´s Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy,
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

We´re just knocked out.
We heard about the sell out.
You gotta get an album out.
You owe it to the people.
We´re so happy we can hardly count.
Everyone else is just green,
Have you seen the chart?
It´s a helluva start,
It could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team.

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy,
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.