I´m counting out time,
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
All those numbers!
Give my guidance!
O Lord I need that now.

The day of judgement´s come,
And you can bet that I´ve been resting,
for this testing,
Digesting every word the experts say.
Erogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I´d better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it´s too late.
Don´t leave nothing to fate.
And I have studied every line, every page in the book,
And now I´ve got the real thing here, I´m gonna take a look, take a look.

This is Rael!

I´m counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
´cos I understand it. Look! I´ve found the hotspots, Figs 1-9.
-still counting out time, got my finger on the button,
"Don´t say nuttin-just lie there still
And I´ll get you turned on just fine."
Erongenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There´s heaven ahead in No. 11!
Getting crucial responses with dialation of the pupils.
"Honey get hip! It´s time to unzip, to unzip. Whipee!"
-Move over Casanova-

I´m counting out time, reaction none to happy,
Please don´t slap me,
I´m a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I´m counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I´ll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erongenous zones I question you-
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru´ the blues.