Got out of bed, wasn´t feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
The sun is shining so I head for the park,
With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes
I got a cousin and she got a friend,
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
At his apartment I knocked on the door,
he wouldn´t come out until he got paid.
Now don´t tell anybody what I wanna do
if they find out you know that they´ll never let me through.
It´s no fun being an illegal alien
It´s no fun being an illegal alien
Down at the office had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose,
Up to the counter to see what they think
They said ´It doesn´t count man, it ain´t written in ink´.
Don´t trust anybody least not around here, cos
It´s not fun being and illegal alien,
It´s not fun being and illegal alien,
It´s not fun being and illegal alien,
It´s not fun being and illegal alien,
An illegal alien, O.K.
Consideration for your fellow man
Wouldn´t hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan
Over the border, there lies the promised land
So don´t tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out you know that they´ll never let me through.
It´s no fun being an illegal alien,
It´s no fun being an illegal alien,
It´s no fun being an illegal alien,
It´s no fun being an illegal alien,