We don´t smoke marijuana in Muskogee
And we don´t take our trips on LSD
We don´t burn our draft cards down on Main Street
But, we like livin´ right, and bein´ free

We don´t make a party out of lovin´
But we like holdin´ hands and pitchin´ woo
We don´t let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I´m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
White lightning´s still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won´t be seen
And football´s still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean

Now, I´m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
White lightning´s still the biggest thrill of all
White lightning´s still the biggest thrill of all