[Intro]
The First time I listened to Watsky
I was like, "He sounds like a fucking honkey"
And I don´t even think he knows
But, then, I listened to him some more times
And, don´t tell anybody about this
But, he kinda goes hard, though

[Couplet]
I´m Driving to the burbs and before I am coming back
I´m pulling in your driveway and I´m rolling front to back
I´m shifting forward than reverse my car a bunch
As if my Subaru´s a wiener getting sexy with your cul-de-sac
L-O-L-O-L I´m from the avenue
A rapping labradoodle, half a wasp and half a jew
If you´s a Saturday cartoon I´ll smack ya black and blue
I´m acking ratchet with Daffy Duck and snacking on rabbit stew
Yabba Dabba Doo, I gotta lick my lips
Smoke a bowl with Yogi Bear, I´m sticking up your pic-a-nics
All of this is in my head, my ´maginations colorful
Crayons on the brain, I´ll scribble silly shit all on my skull
Holy cow, I don´t think they´re gonna hold me down
I recommend you listen to the record in a theater with the Dolby sound
And I´m sipping on the coldest round
With the preppies and the Goldie Locks
But I bet a bunch of 100´s everybody´s gonna scatter any minute when the police knocks
Like "Sorry ociffer, that getting sloshed occurred
But rastas broke in and they made us all smoke lots of herb"
I´m sorry, Honest Abe
Popo don´t take me away way
Cause if you ever try to lock me up, I´m pleading cray cray
And then they´ll all say may day
May day oh what did we do
He be creepy givin´ me the heeby jeebies, he be Hebrew
He be robo, beep boop beep boop, please untie me he´s behind me
What´s 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, can you please remind me?
A lot. That´s..a life changing amount of money for normal people