Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and boys you better listen
Names have been changed to protect the innocent
Just in case it´s about you
I guess I´m in a little predicament
What else can this little girl do

There was Peter
He was a cheater
Who couldn´t keep his hands to himself

There was Richie
Well he got bitchy
So I left him there on the shelf

So I give up on love
I guess I´ve had enough
And I don´t give a... what can I do
Just when I´ve found the one
And I think loves begun
It´s falling through
So I will dry my eyes
And I´ll just fantasize
And I´ll get moisturized and think of you
I´m lookin for the best
And I´ll take nothing less
Baby what about you

A meeting of minds is so hard to find
Is there no such a thing as the one
They say love is blind cos the truth is unkind
I´m just a hot-loaded gun

There was Henry
Now he got friendly
While dancing in my pink underwear

And there was David
When he got naked
He didn´t have much up - or downstairs

So I give up on love
I guess I´ve had enough
I don´t give a..., what can I do
Just when I´ve found the one
And I think loves begun
It´s falling through

So I will dry my eyes
And I´ll just fantasize
And I´ll get moisturized and think of you
I´m lookin for the best
And I´ll take nothing less
Cos baby what about you

I said baby, what about, you