- Hey Janet
- Yes Brad?
-I´ve got something to say
- Hein Hein
-I really loved the skilful way... you beat the other girls to the bride´s bouquet!

The river was deep but I swam it,Janet
The future is ours so let´s plan it,Janet
So please don´t tell me to can it,Janet
I´ve one thing to say and that´s
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

The road was long but i ran it,Janet
There´s a fire in my heart and you fan it,Janet
If there´s one fool for you then I am it,Janet
Now I´ve one thing to say and that´s
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Here´s a ring to prove that I´m no joker
There´s three ways that love can grow
That´s good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it´s nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we´re engaged and I´m so glad, oh Brad
That you´ve met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I´ve one thing to say and that´s
Brad I´m mad for you too...

Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!
I´m mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There´s one thing left to do, and that´s

Go see the man who began it
When we met in his science exam-it
Made me give you the eye and then panic
There´s one thing to say and that´s
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I´m mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!