See, I really couldn´t sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn´t do was (sing)
I have trouble with the (note)
It goes all around my (throat)
It´s a terrifying (thing)

See, I really couldn´t hear
Which note was lower or was (higher)
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, « Let´s start a (Choir) »
Hey, when I begin to (squeak)
It´s a across between I (shriek)
And a quiver or I (moan)
It´s a little like a (croak)
Or the record player (broke)
What it doesn´t have is (tone)

Oh, I know you´re thinking what a crazy (ding-a-ling)

But I really couldn´t (sing)
I could never really (sing)
What I couldn´t do was (sing)

Three blind mice
(Three blind mice)
It isn´t intentional!
He´s doing his best!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It really blows my mind
He gets depressed!

But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in (power)

And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I´m terrific at a (dance)
Guys are comin´ in their (pants)
I´m a birdie on the (wing)
But when I begin to (chirp)
They say, »Who´s the little (twerp)
Goin´ ‘pong´ instead of (ping)
And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go (caroling)
It is so dishearten
(ning)
It is so disquiet
(ting)
It is so discourage
(ging)
Darling, please stop answer
(ring)
See, I really couldn´t
(sing)
I could never really
(sing)
What I couldn´t do was

Do re mi fa sol la si do
Do re mi fa sol la si do
La
La!
La
La!
Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing