when the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
spooks come out for a swingin´ wake
happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize,
grim grinnin´ ghosts come out to socialize

now don´t close your eyes and don´t try to hide
or a silly spook may sit by your side
shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize,
grim grinnin´ ghosts come out to socialize

as the moon climbs high o´er the dead oak tree
spooks come out for the midnight spree
creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize
grim grinnin´ ghosts come out to socialize!

when you hear the knell of a requiem bell
wierd glows gleam where spirits dwell
restless bones eptherialize, rise as spooks of every size
(maniacle laughter)

if you would like to join our jamboree
theres a simple rule thats compulsory:
mortals pay a token fee, rest in peace, the hauntings free,
so hurry back, we would like your company!