Oh hey, Well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Oh yeah, well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can

What kind of fuckery has been required lately,
It seems like these MC´s heads need deflating,
And I´m gonna play the pin cause I´ve been waiting,
Now make my mark on pop culture from my generation,
80s babies from the age of Nintendo,
Transformers, ninja turtles, hungry hippos,
GI joes, phot, can´t forget the clothes
Kangaroos with the zipper had a couple those
Breaking into heavy spinning on my elbows,
Couldn´t get out my shell toes if hell froze
R.I.P. JF, Jayazia, Jeraldine, Monique, Auntie Annie, Grandma Christine, Uncle Bobs, Mickey, Sharron and Tito.
You know I miss you more then Shaq miss free-throws, that´s a lot
You put it back in the air, when the wee´s [whistle] gone
Reminiscing bout when we were young, but now we´ve grown

Oh hey, Well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Oh yeah, well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can

C´mon you all
Let´s talk about the scene for a minute,
I know we ain´t been seen in a minute,
We left it for a minute now we all up in it
Baby boy if you´ve got them big dreams go and get it,
Never been the type with tight jeans, I wont fit it
When I see those scene girls, bet they all gonna get it
And I´m living clean
Now a lot of you all won´t get it
Now it´s mean but I don´t give a damn if you all don´t get it
So fresh and so clean in my new jean
While I´m laughing at the bacon, you´re all crying a the clinic
I read a couple blogs and they had my ass livid
But now I´ve got my own to whirl, gotta live with it
Never played basketball, but I could show you how to dribble
Make your moves in that black hatch back Honda Civic
Like I did in high school, wishin´ I could relive it
But I can´t so let´s go on, give the hook a revisit.

Oh hey, Well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Oh yeah, well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can

Maybe I´m wrong,
But after 26 years I feel I´ve payed my dues
So when you play this song,
Just know that I live my life the way I choose,
And now I stand here proudly in L.A.
At a sold out crowd
And when no one´s around
I refuse, to be as inferior to you

Oh hey, Well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Oh yeah, well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can

Oh hey, Well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Oh yeah, well I´ll be damned
I´ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can

Oh hey
Ha ha ha
Yeah
Ha ha ha