The bombs been detonated
I´m just waitin´ for an explosion, I was just waitin´ on 2nd and it was time for me to close in on 3rd
With blurred vision and in, precisely placed slurred words we started kissin´
Man listen, it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget
But fuck it, I was drunk and I admit I loved it
Every last second, I couldn´t kill that thought of us butt ass naked
Tele´ surfin´ with the fan on, chattin´ about the session and, slowly gettin´ into some closet skeleton confessions
That´s when, she made a offer that I couldn´t refuse
And chills went up and down my legs like Samoan tattoos
She said she had a pad that wasn´t too far away, and said she´d love if I stayed ´til the following day
So it was time to exit stage left, I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs, gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath
And now we´re walkin´ to the door but, right before we stepped outside she bought me one more
And now I´m feelin´ it, I had my had down my pocket but she´s stealing it,
with our fingers in a locket and as we´re walkin´ down Exchange Street, with
our hearts pitter pattering to the same beat
And then she popped the question like "Trav, you evah been in love?" I´m like "pshhh not that I recall"
Well there was one situation, but I didn´t have the patience, or the balls to say it and everytime I tried I just digitally delayed it
And it sounded like something blah blah blah blah, man my speach impetement left my heart vacant without a single resident
The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in, I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept peddlin´
If it wasn´t for meddlin´ kids would love even exist nope, if it wasn´t for alcohol would I even be saying this nope
She probably took offense, I probably started gettin´ sober ´cause she started gettin´ ugly and I think probably told her
Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin´ sweat, knew I was gettin´ into something I´d probably regret
Right when I lit the cigarette I caught a case of the spins, and started wishin´ I was still at the bar with my friends
And then it happened, I fell flat on my face
When I awoke I found I was in a very strange place
I must´ve got my wish granted ´cause I was butt ass naked, but the only downside was that the room was very vacant
Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser, while I´m tryin´ to deal with this hangover head pressure
With a smile I grabbed the note, lit a smoke and sat back, "Dear whoever, lose my number P.S. the sex was wack"