[Intro conversation to open]
If he were recording
If he were recording right now
Then he would be getting all this at the start
My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this
Freestyle? Hit ´em off with somethin
Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
Quit picking your nose, and come off
Quit picking your nose? Fuck you

[Freestyle]
Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
And five pound pronouns and predicates
This is Schlep´s etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins
Matty Duke kick the beat, and I´m rappin
Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg
That´s a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot
´til your eyeballs pop out
So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like
And if I had to pick and choose
I´d be the indecisive dick in the votin booth
Laughin at my options, like
Stop the press, inform the media
Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions
I thought I told you, you just a toadstool
I´m Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess
It´s just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama
Minus the slingin stones, you´re basically defenseless
Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock´s cock obnoxious
It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers

[Outro]
Whaaaat, what? (I´m sorry)