You´re everything you want to be
Accomplished, gracious and great company
It makes perfect sense, you´re never hated
But then, appearances are overrated

You speak the language everyone knows
Take over when the conversation slows
Another self-made luminary or
Maybe just the fucking tooth fairy

I´d send that brain you ration
To feed the smallest starving nation
But diet aftertaste is rude
And I can´t digest a single word