Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiralling downward. I couldn´t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks ´cause they play some of my favorite songs like ´Stab My Heart Because I Love You´ and ´Rip Apart My Soul´ and of course, ´Stabby Rip Stab Stab´. And it doesn´t help that I couldn´t get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know...

I´m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You´d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I´m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
´Cause I feel real deep when I´m dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
´Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
´Cause emo is one step below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don´t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I´m dark, and sensetive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister´s mascara now I´m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can´t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it´s never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don´t need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don´t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss, you know, it´s so dark. And it´s suffocating me. Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister´s jeans... which look great on my by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I´m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I´d only be half right!

I look like I´m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be E-Mo

My parents just don´t get me, you know. They think I´m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it´s the 2000s. Can´t 2... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don´t know diary, sometimes I think you´re the only one that gets me, you´re my best friend...

I feel like tacos