[Danny:]
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab.

[Funny Man:]
I´m so high
I´m so high

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle´s low
And I can´t feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can´t feel my face no mo [x2]

[Charlie Scene:]
Oh shit damn had a couple to many
Didn´t have shit planned, mixing vodka with henny
Now I can´t sit down ´cause I´m already spinning
Acting like I´m rich man spending every penny
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab
Let´s get fucked put on your helmet and knee pads
´Cause I´m so high I can´t feel my face
´Cause me and weed go together like Diddy and Mase

[Funny Man:]
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab
And everybody get down like you just got out of rehab

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle´s low
And I can´t feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can´t feel my face no mo [x2]

[J-Dog:]
I fuck with a six pack bong or a zig-zag
Shit don´t puke Here, choke on a tic tac
I walked a line but my eyes are crooked
A couple more drinks bitch Now you´re good looking
Mother fucking real Hollywood not some B-List actor
I´m faded as fuck watch me moonwalk backwards
It´s a house party Los Angelas
So fuck the Five-0 my middle fingers are up

[Funny Man:]
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab
And everybody get down like you just got out of rehab

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle´s low
And I can´t feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can´t feel my face no mo [x2]

[Funny Man:]
Blowing and banging everyday in the low low
I roll slow ´cause I´m allergic to po po
I smoke the douj when I chill with the cholos
And y´all smoke pole ´cause you´re chilling with homos
I sip patron and I chase it with SoCo
Pants so low, got my balls in a choke hold!
Bitches gettin´ naked and posin´ for photos!
and hoppin´ on my dick like my shit is a pogo

[Danny:]
So everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab!
Let´s get fucked up, put on your helmet and knee pads!
´Cause I´m so high, can´t feel my face!
´Cause me and weed go together like Charlie and J-dog! [x2]

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle´s low
And I can´t feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can´t feel my face no mo [x2]

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no
I´m so high