1, 2, 3, and 4,
She fluffs her hair
She hits the floor,
Spandex pants,
Wide pink belt,
She´s got the 80´s metal down,
I don´t get why anyone,
Would want to repeat this more than once,
And I,
I´m just stupefied

[Chorus:]
And she´s heading for the disco,
I think I´ll keep my distance,
Airhead on the run,
Suburban fun,

5,6,7,8
she wished Bret Michaels was her date,
trying so hard to be old school,
but goddamn Poison was never cool,
I don´t get why anyone would wanna dress up as an 80´s whore,
She goes na na na na na na na,
And I
I´m just stupefied,

[Chorus]

Disco
[x12]
She´s heading for the disco