Too long Johnny
Too long, it´s way too long
Too long Johnny
Too long, it´s way too long

Make it shorter Johnny
Been too long, for way too long
That´s the perfect length now Johnny,
Just may be a bit too wide
Don´t make it any shorter Johnny,
Just may be a bit too wide
Take a little off the width Johnny,
We got ourselves a perfect size

Oh, now that´s too much Johnny,
Gone and made it all too thin
The length is perfect Johnny,
Just went and made it all too thin
Looks like you´ll have to throw it away Johnny,
Start all over again
Mmmh...