Don´t want to be a fat man
People would think
That I was just good fun
Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one
Too much to carry around with you
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning
And all the night time too
Don´t want to be a fat man
Have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to myself half
Of my problems came from being fat
Won´t waste my time feeling sorry for him
I seen the other side to being thin
Roll us both down a mountain
And I´m sure the fat man would win