Global warming, terrorists,
Oil prices, Michael Vick,
Al Gonzales, Lindsay´s blow
Dennis saw a UFO

Baby toys, poison lead,
Rudy, Mitt, McCain and Fred,
Clinton, Edward and Barack
Darfur, Irak.
Don´s Nappys Headed Hoes,
Coverage of Anna Nichole
Blackwater USA
Britney at the VMA

In 2007,
Barry got indicted,
Malibu ignited,
In 2007,
Humans went insane,
They built a big ass plane!

Bob quit, Rove rapped,
OJ took his crap back.
Pakistan, Al-Assad,
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Beauty Queen, beef recall,
Senators in bathroom stalls,
There´s trouble everywhere worldwide,
But let´s look on the bright side!

Facebook, Red Sox,
Halo 3 for XBox,
Awesome gaming on the Wii
Martin won one finally!
Another babe for Ang´ and Brad,
So much good among the bad!
Knut, the cube, safe at home,
Steve Jobs invented iPhone!

In 2007,
There was famine, fire,
Don´t forget Sanjaya
In 2007,
Things were far from great
But there´s still ´08!