I know what you´re hiding from me.
You know what I´m hiding from you.
I know that you hurt me real bad.
You know that I hurt you bad, too.

Let´s just get naked, just for a laugh.
Let´s just get naked.
It´s a trip and a half.

Here comes that story again, all about that television show.
Here comes my typical response.
Won´t you tell me something I don´t know?
And I´m pissed off about being the cops and
you´re pissed off about being the maid.
And how long ´til they shut off the phone or
´til the next time we get laid?

Let´s just get naked, just for a laugh.
Let´s just get naked.
It´s a trip and a half, trip and a half.

We´ve been together so long.
I hope it wasn´t just the drugs.
What happened to the energy we had,
the morning glories and the rodeo hugs.
And I know you like the back of my hand
with a stamp that says I paid to get in.
And yes I am your television show.
And you´re the nicest place I´ve ever been.

Let´s just get naked, just for a laugh.
Let´s just get naked.
It wouldn´t be so bad.
Let´s just get naked, just for a laugh.
Let´s just get naked.
It´s a trip and a half, trip and a half.
Let´s just get naked, just for a laugh.