Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recoded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because...

Guns don´t kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I´m a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I´m invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I´m invisible like, well I´m not really invisible

I´m bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I´m dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That´s kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I´ll trip you then I´ll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I´m totally not gay
I´m all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don´t kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat.
Cause I don´t give a fuck I´m crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

Listen.
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can´t afford expensive things cause you don´t have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but you can´t afford them
That means that you´re not cool cause you´re just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can´t even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I´m the Anthony Hawkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of dick
I´m The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that´s inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that´s right.
My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
.....They´re really good.

Guns don´t kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

I´ve killed so many people that I don´t even remember how many people I´ve killed...
But it´s probably around 7....thousand

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sisters vaginas